-- 8:04 PM; Thursday, November 22, 2007
I'm off the Brunei (to get myself tortured), will be back on the 9th dec, 0200 hours.

SEE YA PEOPLE

i read this piece of e mail, and i found it rather humorous. was sent by desmond, my junior.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

it's indeed hilarious..

eNd

today, is an awfully long day. had lunch with seng kiak and hui xiang at ajisen at ps. talk loads of cock during lunch. kiak really looks like a gangster, doesn't look like one that comes from HCJC. then walked around in ps to look for clothes. met up with qian xiang a while later, and then watched enchanted. the movie is hilarious, and romantic. yes, weird eh, 3 guys watching enchanted when the show is a romance type movie. huixiang never watch, he went to meet up with his gf.

i hung out with my juniors after that. saw austen along the way, and yes, as usual, i shouted across the mrt station to him... =_= habits die hard. had jap food again for dinner, and went hardrock to chill, at the same time, treated them to the drinks there lah. they paid a bit of it of course. and i went back home with JOSEPHINE!

here are some photos taken along the way.....



the japanese food at shaw...



the guys...



the girls...



and US..



zhen hui bought me a packet of sweets to be brought over to brunei.. haha.. THANK YOU!! =D



they found this nice...



us at hardrock cafe..



with that big ice cream and brownie and a mudpie..



no comments... just smile.. lol..



it's us again...



and the last picture of the day...

it's been quite a fun and enjoyable day today. hopefully, the days ahead are well spent. (i meant after the brunei.)
i really hate it, i don't want to go brunei! damn!

eNd

-- 10:11 PM; Tuesday, November 20, 2007
went out with qian xiang, wild boar and eugene today. saw weijie at marina square as well. with his girlfriend of course. bowled, and lost. eugene had to head off early to look for HIS girl, while wild boar needs to go home leaving me with qian xiang. went to some book stores to look for a book - the alchemy of growth.

headed to lido to watch Saw 4. okay, it's gross at the start. but for the rest, i think it's alright. then met leong heng after the movie.

man, i've been quite lazy these days. i'm travelling via cab more than i use the mrt and buses.

there's nothing on in the afternoon tomorrow, hopefully i will do something worthwhile during the afternoon. meeting up with volleyball juniors and javier tomorrow for dinner. how nice, meeting up before brunei.

so fast, it's wednesday already. brunei here i come.. =(

-- 4:56 PM; Monday, November 19, 2007
finally, my off in lieu is here. 4 days in a row. got nothing much to do these days, my friends are either studying for A levels/uni exams, going out with their gf/bf or in camp. i'm finally all alone.

was supposed to go sentosa today, all thanks to the bad weather, had to not go. there's no sun at all, whats the point of going. played soccer with plt 2 in the morning and was an hour late. went over to yishun to zhen hui's mom shop to eat youtiao. woke her up from her sleep that she badly wanted.. hahaha!

troubled her quite a lot today. i thought i lost my wallet, then she went to the coffeeshop to find THOROUGHLY. she was more gan chiong then i was. ha.

i was supposed to go to sentosa yesterday with sierra as well, fuck, it turns out that not many people are coming. mainly infantry guys are there, so it's like a bravo plt 2 outing. then we went to have lunch at secret recipe and headed for marina square for bowling and pool. we saw caterpillar and his gf and a lex tang and his gf. double date, watch movie.

sian ah!

i don't want to waste my time at home!

-- 8:55 PM; Tuesday, November 13, 2007
it's been almost 2 weeks i've last updated.
i finally completed both of the exercises.
awfully tired after both exercises, when i got home, right after i finish my dinner, i simply laid down and slept.
it's been real busy last week. fortunately, there's a public holiday.
i managed to meet up with some of my sierra platoon mates, caught up with them and had some time spent together.
that holiday is certainly a break from all the tiring schedule.

my weekend is still the same - short.
i only had a sunday, but i will get back ALL of my "saturdays" next week.
MUAHAHAHA...
this meant another thing as well - JCC, i'm going to brunei soon.

this sucked.

i don't want to go.
knowing that i'm, in fact, going there to suffer just to earn a piece of cloth; the jcc badge.
people often say, it will bring me lots of pride.
PRIDE, why do people want it?
is PRIDE that important?
is that what life is all about??

i was told as well, it's a once in a lifetime opportunity, and i certainly agree with that. not everyone has got the chance to do the course. why not just put those who want to do it, do the course?!

i seriously don't want to go.

next week, there has been a series of leave for us.
hopefully, it will be well spent and not be left to waste away.

eNd